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Saw Pits first took form during the medieval period, literal holes dug out of the ground for the purpose of cutting trees using giant two-man saws.

While the seasoned top-sawyer had to fight against gravity to pull the saw back up each and every stroke, the junior sawyer had the dubious honor of being at the very bottom of this Man-Eating Pit.

When muscles ache and reaction slows, what is left to keep wood, blade, and Man from crashing down upon you?

EVERY PIT INCLUDES

  • • Your Own Personal Message!
  • • 16-Page Build + Play Book!
  • • Unique Meta-Pit Packing!
  • • Radical Man-Eating Sticker!
  • • Dual-Use Storage System!
  • • Feeding System Accessory!
  • • Proof of Delivery!

IN A RUSH?

View all of our Man-Eating Pits that are in stock and ready to ship!

STEP 1

Select a Feeding System

  Bag of Babies

Bag of Babies

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Bandit

Bandit

$4.50 avail 09/09

  Bike Cop

Bike Cop

$3.75 avail 09/09

  Closet Goth

Closet Goth

$4.50 avail 09/09

  Cosplayer

Cosplayer

$4.75 avail 09/09

  Diseased Nudist

Diseased Nudist

$6.25 avail 09/09

  Dr. Retired

Dr. Retired

$5.50 avail 09/09

  Farmer

Farmer

$3.75 avail 09/09

  Firefighter

Firefighter

$4.00 avail 09/09

  First Mate

First Mate

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Furry

Furry

$4.75 avail 09/09

  High Roller

High Roller

$5.75 avail 09/09

  Hippie

Hippie

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Hipster

Hipster

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Internet Troll

Internet Troll

$5.25 avail 09/09

  Jogger

Jogger

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Mall Cop

Mall Cop

$5.25 avail 09/09

  Manmaid

Manmaid

$9.25 avail 09/09

  MMORPG Addict

MMORPG Addict

$5.75 avail 09/09

  MMORPG Addict: Evil

MMORPG Addict: Evil

$7.25 avail 10/22

  Night Man

Night Man

$5.25 avail 10/22

  Nonspecific Islander

Nonspecific Islander

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Pirate Captain

Pirate Captain

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Premise Escorter

Premise Escorter

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Prisoner

Prisoner

$3.75 avail 09/09

  Pro Ana

Pro Ana

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Prom Nerd

Prom Nerd

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Redneck

Redneck

$4.50 avail 09/09

  Resident

Resident

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Rubber Enthusiast

Rubber Enthusiast

$3.75 avail 10/22

  Sheila

Sheila

$5.25 avail 09/09

  Sheriff

Sheriff

$5.00 avail 09/09

  Srs Soldier

Srs Soldier

$8.00 avail 09/09

  Stereotype

Stereotype

$3.75 avail 09/09

  Surfer

Surfer

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Surgeon

Surgeon

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Token Female

Token Female

$4.75 avail 09/09

  Tourist

Tourist

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Trash Collector

Trash Collector

$3.75 avail 09/09

  TV Detective

TV Detective

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Tween

Tween

$7.25 avail 09/09

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STEP 2

Add a Custom Head

none

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  Dual: Smug / Terrified

dual-smug-terrified-yellow

$1.25 avail 09/09

  Hipster

hipster-yellow

$1.00 avail 09/09

STEP 3

Add a Fighting Chance

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  Aspiring Filmmaker

Aspiring Filmmaker

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Business Time

Business Time

$3.00 avail 09/09

  Cleanup Crew

Cleanup Crew

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Creepy Bachelor

Creepy Bachelor

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Culinary Institute

Culinary Institute

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Fancy Hats

Fancy Hats

$4.25 avail 09/09

  HADOUKEN

HADOUKEN

$4.00 avail 10/22

  Manly Toupees

Manly Toupees

$3.25 avail 09/09

  Modern Armaments

Modern Armaments

$3.75 avail 09/09

  OMGLAZR

OMGLAZR

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Pirate Booty

Pirate Booty

$2.25 avail 09/09

  Put A Cap On It

Put A Cap On It

$3.25 avail 09/09

  Snorkle Certification

Snorkle Certification

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Wigs La Femme

Wigs La Femme

$3.75 avail 09/09

  Ye Old Blacksmith

Ye Old Blacksmith

$3.00 avail 09/09

  Yendor? [ynq]

Yendor? [ynq]

$2.75 avail 09/09

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STEP 4

Add an Escape Possibility

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  Bicycle

bicycle-red

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Bicycle

bicycle-black

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Boat

boat-blue

$3.00 avail 09/09

  Brick Separator

brick-separator-light-gray

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Canoe

canoe-red

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Gurney

gurney-white

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Handtruck

handtruck-red

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Motorcycle

motorcycle-white

$4.50 avail 09/09

  Motorcycle

motorcycle-black

$6.25 avail 09/09

  Motorcycle: City

motorcycle-city-white

$5.25 avail 09/09

  Raft

raft-yellow

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Skateboard

skateboard-blue

$2.25 avail 09/09

  Skateboard

skateboard-yellow

$3.25 avail 09/09

  Skis

skis-white

$2.25 avail 09/09

  Snowboard

snowboard-red

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Trike

trike-black

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Trike

trike-white

$3.25 avail 09/09

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STEP 5

Add a Feral Companion

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  Alligator: Ancient

alligator-ancient-dark-green

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Alligator: Young

alligator-young-green

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Ant

ant-dark-red

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Bat

bat-light-gray

$3.50 avail 10/22

  Cat

cat-white

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Crab

crab-bright-light-orange

$3.00 avail 09/09

  Dino: Baby

dino-baby-green

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Dog

dog-reddish-brown

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Horse

horse-black

$6.00 avail 09/09

  Horse

horse-white

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Horse: Skeletal

horse-skeletal-white

$3.50 avail 09/09

  Horse: Skeletal

horse-skeletal-black

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Jellyfish

jellyfish-light-blue

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Jellyfish

jellyfish-light-pink

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Monkey

monkey-reddish-brown

$3.75 avail 09/09

  Octopus

octopus-black

$3.00 avail 09/09

  Octopus: Reef

octopus-reef-dark-red

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Owl

owl-white

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Polar Bear

polar-bear-white

$5.25 avail 09/09

  Sawfish

sawfish-light-gray

$5.25 avail 09/09

  Scorpion

scorpion-black

$2.25 avail 09/09

  Scorpion: Flame

scorpion-flame-red

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Scorpion: Magma

scorpion-magma-trans-neon-orange

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Shark

shark-dark-gray

$3.25 avail 09/09

  Shark: Great

shark-great-white

$5.00 avail 09/09

  Snake

snake-bright-green

$2.50 avail 09/09

  Spider: Flame

spider-flame-trans-neon-orange

$2.25 avail 09/09

  Spider: Nuclear

spider-nuclear-trans-neon-green

$2.25 avail 09/09

  Starfish

starfish-trans-yellow

$2.75 avail 09/09

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STEP 6

Add a Bait System

none

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  Boulder

boulder-brown

$4.50 avail 09/09

  Bush

bush-green

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Flowers

flowers-dark-pink

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Flowers

flowers-white

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Flowers

flowers-red

$2.75 avail 09/09

  Glowing Appendages

glowing-appendages-dark-blue

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Map

map-tan

$3.75 avail 09/09

  MEGA GLOW!

mega-glow-dark-blue

$6.75 avail 09/09

  Plant

plant-dark-green

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Sign: No Entry

sign-no-entry-red

$4.75 avail 09/09

  Sign: Stop

sign-stop-red

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Sign: X

sign-x-white

$5.00 avail 09/09

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-black

$4.25 avail 09/09

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-brown

$4.00 avail 09/09

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-metallic-gold

$6.00 avail 09/09

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-trans-dark-pink

$5.50 avail 09/09

  Tree: Fruit

tree-fruit-green

$5.00 avail 09/09

  Tree: Pine

tree-pine-green

$4.00 avail 09/09

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STEP 7

Ideal Delivery Date

may not be earlier than ???

may not be on a Sunday or US Holiday

$5.25 within the USA via USPS Priority Mail

arrives ??? - ???

$26.75 within the USA via USPS Express Mail

arrives on ???

$27.75 to

via USPS Priority Mail International

estimated arrival ??? - ???

Important! We collect sales tax on all pits sent to WA.

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