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Genetic manipulation is no longer Science Fiction, it has become a real option in our lives. While political leaders can't quite order an army of blue-eyed, blond babies just yet, you can certainly pay a company to analyze your DNA and give back some hard data about your lineage.

Who will be the first black hat to sell genetic information to insurance companies? Or will it be much simpler than that, our predispositions bought and sold like everyday commodities? And why should we hire you, seeing as you have a 45% chance of alcoholism?

Our DNA Man-Eating Pit can't wait for that bleak future, of rejection letters arriving before the ink on the application dries.

EVERY PIT INCLUDES

  • • Your Own Personal Message!
  • • 16-Page Build + Play Book!
  • • Unique Meta-Pit Packing!
  • • Radical Man-Eating Sticker!
  • • Dual-Use Storage System!
  • • Feeding System Accessory!
  • • Proof of Delivery!

IN A RUSH?

View all of our Man-Eating Pits that are in stock and ready to ship!

STEP 1

Select a Feeding System

  Bag of Babies

Bag of Babies

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Bandit

Bandit

$4.50 avail 03/16

  Bike Cop

Bike Cop

$3.75 avail 03/16

  Closet Goth

Closet Goth

$4.50 avail 03/16

  Cosplayer

Cosplayer

$4.75 avail 03/16

  Diseased Nudist

Diseased Nudist

$6.25 avail 03/16

  Dr. Retired

Dr. Retired

$5.50 avail 03/16

  Farmer

Farmer

$3.75 avail 03/16

  Firefighter

Firefighter

$4.00 avail 03/16

  First Mate

First Mate

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Furry

Furry

$4.75 avail 03/16

  High Roller

High Roller

$5.75 avail 03/16

  Hippie

Hippie

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Hipster

Hipster

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Internet Troll

Internet Troll

$5.25 avail 03/16

  Jogger

Jogger

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Mall Cop

Mall Cop

$5.25 avail 03/16

  Manmaid

Manmaid

$9.25 avail 03/16

  MMORPG Addict

MMORPG Addict

$5.75 avail 03/16

  MMORPG Addict: Evil

MMORPG Addict: Evil

$7.25 avail 04/28

  Night Man

Night Man

$5.25 avail 04/28

  Nonspecific Islander

Nonspecific Islander

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Pirate Captain

Pirate Captain

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Premise Escorter

Premise Escorter

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Prisoner

Prisoner

$3.75 avail 03/16

  Pro Ana

Pro Ana

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Prom Nerd

Prom Nerd

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Redneck

Redneck

$4.50 avail 03/16

  Resident

Resident

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Rubber Enthusiast

Rubber Enthusiast

$3.75 avail 04/28

  Sheila

Sheila

$5.25 avail 03/16

  Sheriff

Sheriff

$5.00 avail 03/16

  Srs Soldier

Srs Soldier

$8.00 avail 03/16

  Stereotype

Stereotype

$3.75 avail 03/16

  Surfer

Surfer

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Surgeon

Surgeon

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Token Female

Token Female

$4.75 avail 03/16

  Tourist

Tourist

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Trash Collector

Trash Collector

$3.75 avail 03/16

  TV Detective

TV Detective

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Tween

Tween

$7.25 avail 03/16

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STEP 2

Add a Custom Head

none

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  Dual: Smug / Terrified

dual-smug-terrified-yellow

$1.25 avail 03/16

  Hipster

hipster-yellow

$1.00 avail 03/16

STEP 3

Add a Fighting Chance

none

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  Aspiring Filmmaker

Aspiring Filmmaker

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Business Time

Business Time

$3.00 avail 03/16

  Cleanup Crew

Cleanup Crew

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Creepy Bachelor

Creepy Bachelor

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Culinary Institute

Culinary Institute

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Fancy Hats

Fancy Hats

$4.25 avail 03/16

  HADOUKEN

HADOUKEN

$4.00 avail 04/28

  Manly Toupees

Manly Toupees

$3.25 avail 03/16

  Modern Armaments

Modern Armaments

$3.75 avail 03/16

  OMGLAZR

OMGLAZR

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Pirate Booty

Pirate Booty

$2.25 avail 03/16

  Put A Cap On It

Put A Cap On It

$3.25 avail 03/16

  Snorkle Certification

Snorkle Certification

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Wigs La Femme

Wigs La Femme

$3.75 avail 03/16

  Ye Old Blacksmith

Ye Old Blacksmith

$3.00 avail 03/16

  Yendor? [ynq]

Yendor? [ynq]

$2.75 avail 03/16

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STEP 4

Add an Escape Possibility

none

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  Bicycle

bicycle-red

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Bicycle

bicycle-black

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Boat

boat-blue

$3.00 avail 03/16

  Brick Separator

brick-separator-light-gray

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Canoe

canoe-red

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Gurney

gurney-white

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Handtruck

handtruck-red

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Motorcycle

motorcycle-white

$4.50 avail 03/16

  Motorcycle

motorcycle-black

$6.25 avail 03/16

  Motorcycle: City

motorcycle-city-white

$5.25 avail 03/16

  Raft

raft-yellow

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Skateboard

skateboard-blue

$2.25 avail 03/16

  Skateboard

skateboard-yellow

$3.25 avail 03/16

  Skis

skis-white

$2.25 avail 03/16

  Snowboard

snowboard-red

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Trike

trike-black

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Trike

trike-white

$3.25 avail 03/16

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STEP 5

Add a Feral Companion

none

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  Alligator: Ancient

alligator-ancient-dark-green

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Alligator: Young

alligator-young-green

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Ant

ant-dark-red

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Bat

bat-light-gray

$3.50 avail 04/28

  Cat

cat-white

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Crab

crab-bright-light-orange

$3.00 avail 03/16

  Dino: Baby

dino-baby-green

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Dog

dog-reddish-brown

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Horse

horse-black

$6.00 avail 03/16

  Horse

horse-white

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Horse: Skeletal

horse-skeletal-white

$3.50 avail 03/16

  Horse: Skeletal

horse-skeletal-black

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Jellyfish

jellyfish-light-blue

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Jellyfish

jellyfish-light-pink

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Monkey

monkey-reddish-brown

$3.75 avail 03/16

  Octopus

octopus-black

$3.00 avail 03/16

  Octopus: Reef

octopus-reef-dark-red

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Owl

owl-white

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Polar Bear

polar-bear-white

$5.25 avail 03/16

  Sawfish

sawfish-light-gray

$5.25 avail 03/16

  Scorpion

scorpion-black

$2.25 avail 03/16

  Scorpion: Flame

scorpion-flame-red

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Scorpion: Magma

scorpion-magma-trans-neon-orange

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Shark

shark-dark-gray

$3.25 avail 03/16

  Shark: Great

shark-great-white

$5.00 avail 03/16

  Snake

snake-bright-green

$2.50 avail 03/16

  Spider: Flame

spider-flame-trans-neon-orange

$2.25 avail 03/16

  Spider: Nuclear

spider-nuclear-trans-neon-green

$2.25 avail 03/16

  Starfish

starfish-trans-yellow

$2.75 avail 03/16

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STEP 6

Add a Bait System

none

:(

  Boulder

boulder-brown

$4.50 avail 03/16

  Bush

bush-green

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Flowers

flowers-dark-pink

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Flowers

flowers-white

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Flowers

flowers-red

$2.75 avail 03/16

  Glowing Appendages

glowing-appendages-dark-blue

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Map

map-tan

$3.75 avail 03/16

  MEGA GLOW!

mega-glow-dark-blue

$6.75 avail 03/16

  Plant

plant-dark-green

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Sign: No Entry

sign-no-entry-red

$4.75 avail 03/16

  Sign: Stop

sign-stop-red

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Sign: X

sign-x-white

$5.00 avail 03/16

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-black

$4.25 avail 03/16

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-brown

$4.00 avail 03/16

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-metallic-gold

$6.00 avail 03/16

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-trans-dark-pink

$5.50 avail 03/16

  Tree: Fruit

tree-fruit-green

$5.00 avail 03/16

  Tree: Pine

tree-pine-green

$4.00 avail 03/16

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STEP 7

Ideal Delivery Date

may not be earlier than ???

may not be on a Sunday or US Holiday

$5.25 within the USA via USPS Priority Mail

arrives ??? - ???

$26.75 within the USA via USPS Express Mail

arrives on ???

$27.75 to

via USPS Priority Mail International

estimated arrival ??? - ???

Important! We collect sales tax on all pits sent to WA.

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