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Our HMO Man-Eating Pit remembers those terrible years where Americans had a family doctor throughout their entire lives. These physicians actually knew first-hand the history of illness, allergies, stresses, and risks.

HMO Man-Eating Pit is very happy that modern restrictive medical plans force people to change doctors every time they change jobs. This ensures our HMO Pit feasts on a steady stream of misdiagnosed Food, year after year after year.

EVERY PIT INCLUDES

  • • Your Own Personal Message!
  • • 16-Page Build + Play Book!
  • • Unique Meta-Pit Packing!
  • • Radical Man-Eating Sticker!
  • • Dual-Use Storage System!
  • • Feeding System Accessory!
  • • Proof of Delivery!

IN A RUSH?

View all of our Man-Eating Pits that are in stock and ready to ship!

STEP 1

Select a Feeding System

  Bag of Babies

Bag of Babies

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Bandit

Bandit

$4.50 avail 03/12

  Bike Cop

Bike Cop

$3.75 avail 03/12

  Closet Goth

Closet Goth

$4.50 avail 03/12

  Cosplayer

Cosplayer

$4.75 avail 03/12

  Diseased Nudist

Diseased Nudist

$6.25 avail 03/12

  Dr. Retired

Dr. Retired

$5.50 avail 03/12

  Farmer

Farmer

$3.75 avail 03/12

  Firefighter

Firefighter

$4.00 avail 03/12

  First Mate

First Mate

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Furry

Furry

$4.75 avail 03/12

  High Roller

High Roller

$5.75 avail 03/12

  Hippie

Hippie

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Hipster

Hipster

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Internet Troll

Internet Troll

$5.25 avail 03/12

  Jogger

Jogger

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Mall Cop

Mall Cop

$5.25 avail 03/12

  Manmaid

Manmaid

$9.25 avail 03/12

  MMORPG Addict

MMORPG Addict

$5.75 avail 03/12

  MMORPG Addict: Evil

MMORPG Addict: Evil

$7.25 avail 04/24

  Night Man

Night Man

$5.25 avail 04/24

  Nonspecific Islander

Nonspecific Islander

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Pirate Captain

Pirate Captain

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Premise Escorter

Premise Escorter

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Prisoner

Prisoner

$3.75 avail 03/12

  Pro Ana

Pro Ana

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Prom Nerd

Prom Nerd

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Redneck

Redneck

$4.50 avail 03/12

  Resident

Resident

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Rubber Enthusiast

Rubber Enthusiast

$3.75 avail 04/24

  Sheila

Sheila

$5.25 avail 03/12

  Sheriff

Sheriff

$5.00 avail 03/12

  Srs Soldier

Srs Soldier

$8.00 avail 03/12

  Stereotype

Stereotype

$3.75 avail 03/12

  Surfer

Surfer

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Surgeon

Surgeon

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Token Female

Token Female

$4.75 avail 03/12

  Tourist

Tourist

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Trash Collector

Trash Collector

$3.75 avail 03/12

  TV Detective

TV Detective

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Tween

Tween

$7.25 avail 03/12

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STEP 2

Add a Custom Head

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  Dual: Smug / Terrified

dual-smug-terrified-yellow

$1.25 avail 03/12

  Hipster

hipster-yellow

$1.00 avail 03/12

STEP 3

Add a Fighting Chance

none

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  Aspiring Filmmaker

Aspiring Filmmaker

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Business Time

Business Time

$3.00 avail 03/12

  Cleanup Crew

Cleanup Crew

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Creepy Bachelor

Creepy Bachelor

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Culinary Institute

Culinary Institute

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Fancy Hats

Fancy Hats

$4.25 avail 03/12

  HADOUKEN

HADOUKEN

$4.00 avail 04/24

  Manly Toupees

Manly Toupees

$3.25 avail 03/12

  Modern Armaments

Modern Armaments

$3.75 avail 03/12

  OMGLAZR

OMGLAZR

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Pirate Booty

Pirate Booty

$2.25 avail 03/12

  Put A Cap On It

Put A Cap On It

$3.25 avail 03/12

  Snorkle Certification

Snorkle Certification

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Wigs La Femme

Wigs La Femme

$3.75 avail 03/12

  Ye Old Blacksmith

Ye Old Blacksmith

$3.00 avail 03/12

  Yendor? [ynq]

Yendor? [ynq]

$2.75 avail 03/12

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STEP 4

Add an Escape Possibility

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  Bicycle

bicycle-red

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Bicycle

bicycle-black

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Boat

boat-blue

$3.00 avail 03/12

  Brick Separator

brick-separator-light-gray

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Canoe

canoe-red

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Gurney

gurney-white

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Handtruck

handtruck-red

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Motorcycle

motorcycle-white

$4.50 avail 03/12

  Motorcycle

motorcycle-black

$6.25 avail 03/12

  Motorcycle: City

motorcycle-city-white

$5.25 avail 03/12

  Raft

raft-yellow

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Skateboard

skateboard-blue

$2.25 avail 03/12

  Skateboard

skateboard-yellow

$3.25 avail 03/12

  Skis

skis-white

$2.25 avail 03/12

  Snowboard

snowboard-red

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Trike

trike-black

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Trike

trike-white

$3.25 avail 03/12

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STEP 5

Add a Feral Companion

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  Alligator: Ancient

alligator-ancient-dark-green

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Alligator: Young

alligator-young-green

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Ant

ant-dark-red

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Bat

bat-light-gray

$3.50 avail 04/24

  Cat

cat-white

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Crab

crab-bright-light-orange

$3.00 avail 03/12

  Dino: Baby

dino-baby-green

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Dog

dog-reddish-brown

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Horse

horse-black

$6.00 avail 03/12

  Horse

horse-white

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Horse: Skeletal

horse-skeletal-white

$3.50 avail 03/12

  Horse: Skeletal

horse-skeletal-black

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Jellyfish

jellyfish-light-blue

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Jellyfish

jellyfish-light-pink

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Monkey

monkey-reddish-brown

$3.75 avail 03/12

  Octopus

octopus-black

$3.00 avail 03/12

  Octopus: Reef

octopus-reef-dark-red

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Owl

owl-white

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Polar Bear

polar-bear-white

$5.25 avail 03/12

  Sawfish

sawfish-light-gray

$5.25 avail 03/12

  Scorpion

scorpion-black

$2.25 avail 03/12

  Scorpion: Flame

scorpion-flame-red

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Scorpion: Magma

scorpion-magma-trans-neon-orange

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Shark

shark-dark-gray

$3.25 avail 03/12

  Shark: Great

shark-great-white

$5.00 avail 03/12

  Snake

snake-bright-green

$2.50 avail 03/12

  Spider: Flame

spider-flame-trans-neon-orange

$2.25 avail 03/12

  Spider: Nuclear

spider-nuclear-trans-neon-green

$2.25 avail 03/12

  Starfish

starfish-trans-yellow

$2.75 avail 03/12

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STEP 6

Add a Bait System

none

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  Boulder

boulder-brown

$4.50 avail 03/12

  Bush

bush-green

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Flowers

flowers-dark-pink

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Flowers

flowers-white

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Flowers

flowers-red

$2.75 avail 03/12

  Glowing Appendages

glowing-appendages-dark-blue

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Map

map-tan

$3.75 avail 03/12

  MEGA GLOW!

mega-glow-dark-blue

$6.75 avail 03/12

  Plant

plant-dark-green

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Sign: No Entry

sign-no-entry-red

$4.75 avail 03/12

  Sign: Stop

sign-stop-red

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Sign: X

sign-x-white

$5.00 avail 03/12

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-black

$4.25 avail 03/12

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-brown

$4.00 avail 03/12

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-metallic-gold

$6.00 avail 03/12

  Treasure Chest

treasure-chest-trans-dark-pink

$5.50 avail 03/12

  Tree: Fruit

tree-fruit-green

$5.00 avail 03/12

  Tree: Pine

tree-pine-green

$4.00 avail 03/12

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STEP 7

Ideal Delivery Date

may not be earlier than ???

may not be on a Sunday or US Holiday

$5.25 within the USA via USPS Priority Mail

arrives ??? - ???

$26.75 within the USA via USPS Express Mail

arrives on ???

$27.75 to

via USPS Priority Mail International

estimated arrival ??? - ???

Important! We collect sales tax on all pits sent to WA.

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