QUESTIONS
Asked Frequently
What type of question do you have?
- 1 I am having trouble with this Man-Eating Website!
- 2 I just got a Man-Eating Pit!
- 3 I bought a Man-Eating Pit for either myself or someone else.
- 4 I want to purchase a Man-Eating Pit but it says I can't buy it!
- 5 I sell Danish building blocks and would like to become a supplier.
- 6 I would like to take legal action against these Man-Eating Pits.
Q: Everything feels very sluggish and slow.
A: This site runs best in a browser with a zippy JavaScript engine, such as Opera and Chrome.
Q: Everything looks blocky and crazy!
A: You absolutely need to enable Javascript and use an updated web browser in order to properly use this site.
This site looks best in a standards-compliant browser such as Opera, Firefox, and Chrome.
If you are determined to use an older version of Internet Explorer you might as well throw yourself into a Man-Eating Pit!
Q: Your tentacles keep eluding my mouse clicks!
A: Did you think you can just show up and tame our Man-Eating navigation? Keep trying, you'll snag one!
Q: I received a Man-Eating Pit but can't figure out how to put it together!
A: We have made higher-resolution build images available, please pick your Pit type:
...if you got a Classic or Deluxe then spend some time on your Pit's page for the different Pitfigurations!
Q: I have taken some great photos of my Man-Eating Pit and want to upload them!
A: Fantastic, we'd love to see your Pits in-action! Please join our Man-Eating Flickr Group and share with us!
Q: I got a Deluxe Man-Eating Pit and it only came with 4 tentacles!
A: All Deluxe Pits arrive with 4 tentacles, only the extremely-rare S3 Pit comes with 6!
Q: One of these Danish building blocks is filthy / torn up !
A: Oh no! We strongly believe in re-using the plastics that exist in our world - and many of our blocks are rare, discontinued, or vintage. While we try to always pick out the unsavory bricks in the bunch, some inevitably slip through. You do not need to contact us in order to exchange your brick for a not-grody one! Simply include that disgusting Danish building block with a self-addressed return envelope (we'll pay for the return trip) and mail it to:
GGN, Inc.
Attn: Man-Eating Exchange
PO Box 12037
Seattle, WA 98102
Q: What am I supposed to do with this stupid bag? It's for a girlursomethin' and I'm not a girlursomethin'!
A: Au contraire! Each and every Man-Eating Pit
Storage System may easily be transformed
into an attractive and stylish Hand Panty, which can keep for yourself or give to your favorite girlursomething'!
Our Man-Eating Pit Storage System has something for everyone!
Q: How do I guarantee this will be a good gift?
A: Think about it: you are buying a Man-Eating Pit for a loved one. It may very well evoke paranoia, confusion, and/or nervousness. DO NOT BUY A MAN-EATING PIT FOR SOMEONE WHO MIGHT PERSONALLY SUFFER FROM RECEIVING A MAN-EATING PIT!
We will not refund your money if the recipient f r e a ks out, in fact that's our goal!
Q: I bought one of these but never received tracking / delivery information!
A: You should be getting an email directly from PayPal once we ship out your Pit, please check your junk email folder. If you did not receive this email, Contact Us and we can get that to you.
Q: I ordered a Man-Eating Pit but I need to cancel my order.
A: It is extremely important that you Contact Us to cancel your order. If you dispute this with PayPal directly without contacting us first, we won't be happy! If this has already been shipped out we can not offer a refund, but remember you just got someone a Man-Eating Pit!
Q: I want to buy one of these but it won't let me pick the shipping date I need!
A: Our blackout dates from time-to-time may extend beyond Sundays and US Holidays, for reasons of sanity and inventory. We can not take any special requests on shipping dates / carrier.
Q: THIS WAS NOT DELIVERED ON THE DATE I ENTERED!!!!
A: APOLOGIES ON BEHALF OF APOLGOES BUT WE DON'T ACTUALLY BRING THIS TO YOUR DOOR OURSELVES!!!!
To keep our shipping/packing prices as low as possible we default through USPS Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation which
has a 2-3 day time window (and varies wildly for overseas customers). We do our best to calculate getting it there on or before the date you need it by. We always want to err on the side of early!
Anything that happens to the package en route is unfortunately out of our control.
If you paid extra for Express Mail and the tracking information confirms it we can issue you a credit towards your next order!
Q: WHY WON'T YOU SELL ME THAT ONE RIGHT THERE ??!!!
A: Unfortunately some of our Man-Eating Pits require incredibly
rare Danish Building Blocks.
Are you seriously dying to give a specific breed of Man-Eating Pit?
Follow our Man-Eating Twitter
and we'll let you know when it comes back in-stock.
Q: What specific Danish building blocks do you buy and how much can I get for them?
A: We are looking for accurate supplies of clean Danish-brand building blocks
from independent suppliers all over the world! You are vital to our mutual success!
Visit our Supplier Account section to register.
Once you confirm your account you can get all of the information you need by visiting My Pits.
Q: This infringes on our Intellectual Property and we want to sue you!
A: Intellectual propery laws in our modern world are entirely messed up. Let's take a young, geeky, aspiring Sci-Fi movie director. Let's call him FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY.
One tremendously successful movie franchise later, FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY has built himself a corporation which
lays legal claim to a myriad of creatures and concepts.
This company makes money suing the Hand Panties off of
anyone who even comes close to these fantastical forms. They join with a
Danish Building Block Company to create a special set containing
the famous Movie Star Man-Eating Pit. Unfortunately for
Sci-Fi fans everywhere this set was discontinued.
So following the logic here... if Danish Building Blocks represent form and
Hollywood lets you privatize a concept and then discontinue the very form of that concept,
then doesn't the ownership of both create some twisted Man-Eating Monopoly?
The Man-Eating Pit isn't just a fear
a man can OWN, the Man-Eating Pit belongs to ALL OF US!
Mr. FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY, we'll never ever sell the color and brick combination that makes yours original. Yours is fantastic, the rubbery appendages worked very well in the movie, and it will always have a place in the Man-Eating Hall of Fame! We also won't use any of the Words You Own to try and lure people to our products.
We are incredibly curious to know when you first played the classic Sci-Fi / Fantasy Man-Eating Mash-Up of an RPG module released way back in 1980.
We call our own tribute the Deluxe S3!