MAN-EATING PIT

...representing our legends and fears.
...reclaimed from culture squatters!
...made from Danish building blocks.
...sourced from small businesses.
...in a wide variety of colors.
...including new and vintage bricks.
...some under $20, others very rare!
...sized for office desk play.
...striking fear in your subordinates!
...which could sell out at any minute!

BOUQUET OF FLOWERS

...so you'll stop hounding me.
...only because I found a coupon.
...because frankly I lack imagination.
...and I don't pay much attention.
...only my gift dies in two days.
...and now you expect more flowers!
...but now your co-worker is jealous.
...and by the way? I cheated on you.
...yes, with your co-worker.
...why?! They never demanded flowers!